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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #92085EARLY RESEARCH

Animation

Towelie (Model RG-400)

Animated smart towel, model RG-400. Genetically engineered.

RESEARCH NOTES

A talking towel produced by a private laboratory and marketed as an advisory device for ambient dryness conditions. The Institute notes the product's stated function is rarely the one performed.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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