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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Scientology
assessed 0 out of 10
Phonk Music
assessed 8 out of 10
Kool-Aid
assessed 6 out of 10
A Weighted Blanket
assessed 10 out of 10
Binge-Watching a Netflix Series
assessed 3 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 0 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 9 out of 10
The Alamo
assessed 10 out of 10
Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)
assessed 2 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 8 out of 10
Cryptocurrency
assessed 0 out of 10
A Bowl of Cheerios
assessed 4 out of 10
Getting Kicked Out of the Bar
assessed 1 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #13923
Timeshare Presentations
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Events

Timeshare Presentations

Sales presentation. Free gift conditional.

RESEARCH NOTES

Sales pitches for shared vacation property, attended in exchange for a free hotel stay, meal or show tickets and scheduled for about ninety minutes. They frequently run past the scheduled ninety minutes.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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