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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 29 entries in today's log. 790 assessments on file.

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
assessed 2 out of 10
Scientology
assessed 10 out of 10
Tung Tung Tung Sahur
assessed 4 out of 10
A Creeper (Minecraft)
assessed 3 out of 10
The Penguins of Madagascar
assessed 9 out of 10
Crocs (Sport Mode)
assessed 8 out of 10
Windows XP Startup Sound
assessed 10 out of 10
Watching a MrBeast Video
assessed 4 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 2 out of 10
Daren the Lion (D.A.R.E.)
assessed 10 out of 10
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock (2022 Oscars)
assessed 8 out of 10
Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 2 out of 10
Burger King® Crown Nuggets
assessed 5 out of 10
Losing Your Virginity
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #33211AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
The Rockettes
Plate 1 — Photo: skvidal, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

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The Rockettes

Precision dance company. Radio City Music Hall.

RESEARCH NOTES

A precision dance company performing at Radio City Music Hall since 1932, best known for the Christmas Spectacular and its synchronized eye-high kick line. The company also performs each year in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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