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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 961 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 0 out of 10
Cryptocurrency
assessed 0 out of 10
Kool-Aid
assessed 6 out of 10
Nachos
assessed 8 out of 10
Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)
assessed 2 out of 10
New Car Smell
assessed 9 out of 10
Sharktopus
assessed 5 out of 10
Fyre Festival (2017)
assessed 0 out of 10
A Creeper (Minecraft)
assessed 1 out of 10
Binge-Watching a Netflix Series
assessed 3 out of 10
A Well-Organized Cable Tray
assessed 3 out of 10
A Bowl of Cheerios
assessed 4 out of 10
Blockbuster
assessed 7 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #57632
The First Amendment
Plate 1 — Photo: Smuconlaw, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Events

The First Amendment

Constitutional provision. Ratified 1791.

RESEARCH NOTES

The first article of the Bill of Rights, protecting freedom of religion, speech, the press, assembly and petition from abridgment by Congress, ratified in 1791. It is invoked in comment sections considerably more often than in court.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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