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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 1 entries in today's log. 762 assessments on file.

Blue Screen of Death
assessed 0 out of 10
A Brand New Office Chair
assessed 2 out of 10
Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 2 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 8 out of 10
Country Music
assessed 1 out of 10
King Ramses (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
assessed 3 out of 10
Pulp Fiction (1994)
assessed 7 out of 10
Kool-Aid Man
assessed 8 out of 10
The Original iPhone
assessed 2 out of 10
Communism
assessed 0 out of 10
Losing Your Virginity
assessed 10 out of 10
Steve (Minecraft)
assessed 4 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 7 out of 10
Clippy
assessed 4 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #91246AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
The Devil's Lettuce
Plate 1 — Photo: elsaolofsson, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Events

The Devil's Lettuce

Colloquial term for cannabis. Legal status varies.

RESEARCH NOTES

A mock-disapproving nickname for cannabis, which is legal for recreational use by adults in about half of U.S. states. The name is used chiefly by people who approve of it.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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