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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

The Cybertruck
assessed 0 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)
assessed 2 out of 10
Gollum (Sméagol)
assessed 10 out of 10
Sydney Sweeney
assessed 10 out of 10
A Well-Organized Cable Tray
assessed 3 out of 10
Blockbuster
assessed 7 out of 10
The Alamo
assessed 10 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Binge-Watching a Netflix Series
assessed 3 out of 10
Scientology
assessed 0 out of 10
An Air Fryer
assessed 4 out of 10
A Bowl of Cheerios
assessed 4 out of 10
An Intervention
assessed 6 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #10286
State Fairs
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Events

State Fairs

Agricultural exposition. Frying extensive.

RESEARCH NOTES

Annual state fairs combining livestock competitions, midway rides, concerts and fried food, the largest of which, in Texas, runs for more than three weeks. Butter has been both sculpted and fried at them, separately.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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