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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #81493AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Animation

SpongeBob SquarePants

Animated marine invertebrate. Fry cook, Bikini Bottom.

RESEARCH NOTES

A sea sponge employed in food service at a submarine restaurant, in continuous broadcast since 1999. The Institute lists the design among the most reproduced of the period and offers no further comment.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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