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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #08023
Siren Head
Plate 1

Horror

Siren Head

Emaciated cryptid, 2018. Cranial air-raid sirens.

RESEARCH NOTES

A tall, emaciated creature whose head is a pair of air-raid sirens mounted on a pole, created by the artist Trevor Henderson in 2018. It is said to broadcast static, fragments of speech and imitated voices through them.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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