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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 961 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
assessed 10 out of 10
Sydney Sweeney
assessed 10 out of 10
Getting Slimed on Nickelodeon
assessed 2 out of 10
A Weighted Blanket
assessed 10 out of 10
Dolly Parton
assessed 5 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 0 out of 10
Overthrowing the Government
assessed 10 out of 10
Zordon
assessed 0 out of 10
Fyre Festival (2017)
assessed 0 out of 10
The Alamo
assessed 10 out of 10
An Air Fryer
assessed 4 out of 10
Roomba
assessed 6 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 9 out of 10
Shrek
assessed 10 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #57108
Shopping at Trader Joe's
Plate 1 — Photo: Harrison Keely, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Food & Beverage

Shopping at Trader Joe's

Grocery chain. Private label.

RESEARCH NOTES

Grocery shopping at Trader Joe's, a chain that sells mostly its own branded products, rotates seasonal items and staffs its stores in Hawaiian shirts. Its parking lots are small in a manner that is widely documented.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Harrison Keely, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons · Source · License