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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCHVOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #40695EARLY RESEARCH
Rats in New York City
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Animals

Rats in New York City

Rattus norvegicus, municipal population. Dimensions contested.

RESEARCH NOTES

The brown rat population of New York City, estimated in the millions and the subject of a dedicated mayoral appointment created in 2023. Reported specimen sizes rise reliably with the distance between the observer and the specimen.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY WHAT IS BEING MEASURED?