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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 29 entries in today's log. 790 assessments on file.

Mia Khalifa
assessed 0 out of 10
Razor Scooter
assessed 10 out of 10
Miley Cyrus Twerking at the 2013 VMAs
assessed 1 out of 10
Kool-Aid
assessed 10 out of 10
Fruit by the Foot
assessed 10 out of 10
Public Education
assessed 8 out of 10
Frosted Wildlicious Wild Berry Pop-Tarts®
assessed 8 out of 10
The Original iPhone
assessed 2 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 1 out of 10
Burger King® Crown Nuggets
assessed 5 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 1 out of 10
Kendrick Lamar's 2025 Super Bowl Halftime Performance
assessed 1 out of 10
The Penguins of Madagascar
assessed 9 out of 10
LeBron James' Receding Hairline
assessed 4 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #93691AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Quitting Your Job
Plate 1 — Photo: Mâide Arslan, Pexels License, via Pexels

Events

Quitting Your Job

Voluntary separation. Two weeks' notice.

RESEARCH NOTES

Resigning from employment, customarily with two weeks' notice in the United States, where at-will employment means it is rarely required by law. Millions of Americans resign in any given month.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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