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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 2 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
The Rockettes
assessed 5 out of 10
Dolly Parton
assessed 5 out of 10
Roomba
assessed 6 out of 10
Blockbuster
assessed 7 out of 10
Rising Gas Prices
assessed 0 out of 10
Cryptocurrency
assessed 0 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 4 out of 10
Scientology
assessed 0 out of 10
Zordon
assessed 0 out of 10
Sydney Sweeney
assessed 10 out of 10
Shrek
assessed 10 out of 10
A Creeper (Minecraft)
assessed 1 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #45754
Pokémon Card Scalpers
Plate 1 — Photo: Kichigai Mentat, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr

Toys

Pokémon Card Scalpers

Secondary market resellers. Shelves cleared at opening.

RESEARCH NOTES

Resellers who buy up new Pokémon Trading Card Game releases at retail to resell them online at a markup, prompting purchase limits at major retailers. Collectors arriving after opening typically find the shelves empty.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Kichigai Mentat, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr · Source · License