Skip to research content

INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 9 out of 10
Blockbuster
assessed 7 out of 10
Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)
assessed 2 out of 10
Binge-Watching a Netflix Series
assessed 3 out of 10
Getting Slimed on Nickelodeon
assessed 2 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
Shrek
assessed 10 out of 10
Kool-Aid
assessed 6 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 0 out of 10
An Intervention
assessed 6 out of 10
New Car Smell
assessed 9 out of 10
Nachos
assessed 8 out of 10
Roomba
assessed 6 out of 10
Phonk Music
assessed 8 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #66552
OceanGate Titan
Plate 1 — Photo: Madelgarius, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Vehicles

OceanGate Titan

Crewed deep-submergence vessel. Lost in June 2023.

RESEARCH NOTES

A carbon-fibre and titanium submersible built for dives to the wreck of the Titanic. It was destroyed by implosion during a descent in June 2023 with five people aboard. Subsequent investigation examined the composite hull and the vessel's exclusion from independent classification.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Madelgarius, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons · Source · License