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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCHVOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #84191EARLY RESEARCH
Kool-Aid
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Beverages

Kool-Aid

Powdered drink concentrate. Sold with mascot.

RESEARCH NOTES

A sugar-dependent flavouring powder reconstituted at the point of consumption. Its advertising has for several decades depicted a large anthropomorphic pitcher entering rooms through the wall rather than the door.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY WHAT IS BEING MEASURED?