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WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #27162AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Gushers
Plate 1 — Photo: Thomson200, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons

Food & Beverage

Gushers

Fruit snack. Liquid center.

RESEARCH NOTES

Fruit-flavored gummy snacks with a liquid center, introduced by General Mills in 1991 and advertised with commercials in which a single bite turned the eater's head into fruit. The liquid is released on the first bite, as advertised.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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