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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #79612EARLY RESEARCH

Animation

Grandpa Phil (Phillip Shortman)

Animated series patriarch. Boarding house proprietor, retired.

RESEARCH NOTES

Guardian and landlord in a mid-century urban boarding house, characterized by anecdote of unverifiable historical detail. The Institute holds no independent corroboration for any claim he has made on record.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY