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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 29 entries in today's log. 790 assessments on file.

Beanie Babies
assessed 5 out of 10
Pulp Fiction (1994)
assessed 2 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 1 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 1 out of 10
Communism
assessed 0 out of 10
Air Fryer
assessed 10 out of 10
Frosted Wildlicious Wild Berry Pop-Tarts®
assessed 8 out of 10
Miley Cyrus Twerking at the 2013 VMAs
assessed 1 out of 10
Not Paying Your Taxes
assessed 10 out of 10
Big Mouth Billy Bass (1999)
assessed 9 out of 10
Kool-Aid Man
assessed 8 out of 10
The Original iPhone
assessed 2 out of 10
Costco Rotisserie Chicken
assessed 7 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 2 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #51953AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Getting Ghosted
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Events

Getting Ghosted

Unexplained correspondence termination. No notice issued.

RESEARCH NOTES

The abrupt end of contact from someone who had, until recently, been replying, with no message marking the occasion. Merriam-Webster added this sense of the verb ghost to its dictionary in 2017.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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