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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Phonk Music
assessed 8 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 4 out of 10
Kool-Aid
assessed 6 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 2 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 9 out of 10
Blockbuster
assessed 7 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 9 out of 10
A Well-Organized Cable Tray
assessed 3 out of 10
Cryptocurrency
assessed 0 out of 10
Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 8 out of 10
Getting Slimed on Nickelodeon
assessed 2 out of 10
Binge-Watching a Netflix Series
assessed 3 out of 10
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
assessed 10 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #15659
Garlic Bread
Plate 1 — Photo: visualdensity, CC BY 2.0, via Flickr

Food & Beverage

Garlic Bread

Bread, garlic-treated. Toasted to specification.

RESEARCH NOTES

Sliced bread spread with garlic and butter or oil and baked until the surface crisps, served alongside Italian-American dishes as a matter of course. The Institute has located no documented case of a single slice being taken.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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