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WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #05542AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Fruit by the Foot
Plate 1 — Photo: JeepersMedia, CC BY 2.0, via Flickr

Food & Beverage

Fruit by the Foot

Fruit snack. Sold by length.

RESEARCH NOTES

A rolled strip of fruit-flavored snack about three feet long, introduced by General Mills in 1991 and unrolled from a paper backing. Its length is stated in the name and approximated in the product.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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