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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Kool-Aid
assessed 6 out of 10
Getting Kicked Out of the Bar
assessed 1 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Zordon
assessed 0 out of 10
Binge-Watching a Netflix Series
assessed 3 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 0 out of 10
Overthrowing the Government
assessed 10 out of 10
A Bowl of Cheerios
assessed 4 out of 10
Phonk Music
assessed 8 out of 10
A Weighted Blanket
assessed 10 out of 10
Gollum (Sméagol)
assessed 10 out of 10
Rising Gas Prices
assessed 0 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 2 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 8 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #68446
Friday the 13th
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Events

Friday the 13th

Calendar date. Considered unlucky.

RESEARCH NOTES

Any Friday that falls on the thirteenth day of a month, which happens at least once and at most three times in any calendar year. It also names a horror franchise that began in 1980.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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