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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 0 entries in today's log. 811 assessments on file. 16 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Getting Ghosted
assessed 10 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 0 out of 10
Fruit by the Foot
assessed 10 out of 10
Tung Tung Tung Sahur
assessed 4 out of 10
Mia Khalifa
assessed 0 out of 10
Communism
assessed 0 out of 10
MAGA
assessed 10 out of 10
Windows XP Startup Sound
assessed 10 out of 10
Dolly Parton
assessed 10 out of 10
Hot Sauce
assessed 10 out of 10
Massage Parlors
assessed 1 out of 10
Coach Purses
assessed 7 out of 10
The Gold Rush
assessed 0 out of 10
Grandpa Phil (Phillip Shortman)
assessed 8 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #79640AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Free Cologne Samples
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Household

Free Cologne Samples

Fragrance tester. Department store issue.

RESEARCH NOTES

Small vials and test sprays of cologne handed out at department store counters and in magazine inserts, usually applied more generously than the full product would be. The scent tends to outlast the visit.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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