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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #79640AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Household

Free Cologne Samples

Fragrance tester. Department store issue.

RESEARCH NOTES

Small vials and test sprays of cologne handed out at department store counters and in magazine inserts, usually applied more generously than the full product would be. The scent tends to outlast the visit.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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