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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Cryptocurrency
assessed 0 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 9 out of 10
Roomba
assessed 6 out of 10
Dolly Parton
assessed 5 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 4 out of 10
Nachos
assessed 8 out of 10
The Alamo
assessed 10 out of 10
New Car Smell
assessed 9 out of 10
Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 8 out of 10
The Rockettes
assessed 5 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 10 out of 10
Getting Slimed on Nickelodeon
assessed 2 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Binge-Watching a Netflix Series
assessed 3 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #63879
Doom-Scrolling
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Internet Culture

Doom-Scrolling

Compulsive news consumption. Thumb-operated.

RESEARCH NOTES

The continued scrolling through distressing news on a handheld device well past the point of new information. The term gained wide circulation in 2020, a year that supplied considerable material.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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