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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 29 entries in today's log. 790 assessments on file.

The Devil's Lettuce
assessed 7 out of 10
Blue Screen of Death
assessed 0 out of 10
Daren the Lion (D.A.R.E.)
assessed 10 out of 10
Sid (Ice Age, 2002)
assessed 8 out of 10
Windows XP Startup Sound
assessed 10 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 8 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 2 out of 10
The Penguins of Madagascar
assessed 9 out of 10
Beanie Babies
assessed 5 out of 10
Fruit by the Foot
assessed 10 out of 10
Communism
assessed 0 out of 10
Steve (Minecraft)
assessed 4 out of 10
Martin Luther King Jr's "I Have a Dream" Speech
assessed 4 out of 10
Toyota Prius
assessed 0 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #06669AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Dippin' Dots at a Sporting Event
Plate 1 — Photo: Pen Waggener, CC BY 2.0, via Flickr

Food & Beverage

Dippin' Dots

Cryogenic ice cream. Small beaded consistency.

RESEARCH NOTES

A frozen dessert product manufactured through flash-freezing dairy droplets in liquid nitrogen to create uniform, multi-colored spheres served in plastic containers. Distribution remains heavily dependent on specialized ultra-low temperature storage equipment.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Pen Waggener, CC BY 2.0, via Flickr · Source · License