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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Phonk Music
assessed 8 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
A Well-Organized Cable Tray
assessed 3 out of 10
Shrek
assessed 10 out of 10
A Weighted Blanket
assessed 10 out of 10
Getting Slimed on Nickelodeon
assessed 2 out of 10
New Car Smell
assessed 9 out of 10
Cryptocurrency
assessed 0 out of 10
Scientology
assessed 0 out of 10
Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)
assessed 2 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 8 out of 10
Sydney Sweeney
assessed 10 out of 10
The Rockettes
assessed 5 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #67367
Cockroaches After a Nuclear Disaster
Plate 1 — Photo: steve lodefink, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Animals

Cockroaches After a Nuclear Disaster

Resilient insect. Survival partially confirmed.

RESEARCH NOTES

Cockroaches as survivors of a nuclear catastrophe, a popular belief tested in 2008 on MythBusters, where some withstood radiation doses that would kill a human. At the highest dose tested, none survived.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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