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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #53397EARLY RESEARCH

Technology

Clippy

Discontinued office assistant. Animated paperclip.

RESEARCH NOTES

An interface agent shipped with Microsoft Office from 1997, which monitored document input and offered unsolicited procedural guidance. Retired in 2001, it has remained in continuous circulation as an image ever since.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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