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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Phonk Music
assessed 8 out of 10
New Car Smell
assessed 9 out of 10
Shrek
assessed 10 out of 10
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
assessed 10 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 4 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 0 out of 10
Kool-Aid
assessed 6 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 9 out of 10
Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)
assessed 2 out of 10
A Bowl of Cheerios
assessed 4 out of 10
Rising Gas Prices
assessed 2 out of 10
Sydney Sweeney
assessed 10 out of 10
Zordon
assessed 0 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #99869
Chef (South Park)
Plate 1 — Photo: ell brown, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr

Animation

Chef (South Park)

School cafeteria cook. Musically inclined.

RESEARCH NOTES

The cafeteria cook at South Park Elementary in South Park, voiced by Isaac Hayes from 1997 to 2006 and known for advising the boys in song. The children greeted him in unison.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: ell brown, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr · Source · License