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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Shrek
assessed 10 out of 10
Roomba
assessed 6 out of 10
Binge-Watching a Netflix Series
assessed 3 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 9 out of 10
New Car Smell
assessed 9 out of 10
Snooki from 'South Park' (Season 14, Episode 9)
assessed 2 out of 10
Getting Slimed on Nickelodeon
assessed 2 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
Scientology
assessed 0 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 9 out of 10
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
assessed 10 out of 10
An Air Fryer
assessed 4 out of 10
Cryptocurrency
assessed 0 out of 10
The Rockettes
assessed 5 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #79373
Buc-ee's Brisket Sandwich
Plate 1 — Photo: Missvain, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Fast Food

Buc-ee's Brisket Sandwich

Travel center sandwich. Chopped to order.

RESEARCH NOTES

Chopped beef brisket on a bun served from a counter at Buc-ee's, the Texas travel center chain whose locations rank among the largest convenience stores in the world. Staff announce fresh brisket by calling it out across the floor.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Missvain, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons · Source · License