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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

RESEARCH SUBJECT #86254AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT

Games

Bowser

King of the Koopas. Repeat abductor.

RESEARCH NOTES

Monarch of the Koopa Troop and the principal antagonist of the Mario series since 1985, whose recurring abductions of Princess Peach have yet to conclude in his favor. In 2017 he attempted to marry her and was declined.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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