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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH

VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026

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Beverages

Boba Tea

Tea beverage with tapioca spheres. Wide straw required.

RESEARCH NOTES

A cold tea drink served with cassava starch spheres drawn up through an enlarged straw, developed in Taiwan during the 1980s. Separate establishments in Taichung and Tainan each claim the original preparation.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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