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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 35 assessments in the past 24 hours. 961 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

A Creeper (Minecraft)
assessed 1 out of 10
Binge-Watching a Netflix Series
assessed 3 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 10 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 2 out of 10
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
assessed 10 out of 10
Roomba
assessed 6 out of 10
Blockbuster
assessed 7 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 4 out of 10
New Car Smell
assessed 9 out of 10
The Rockettes
assessed 5 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 9 out of 10
Kool-Aid
assessed 6 out of 10
Scientology
assessed 0 out of 10
A Weighted Blanket
assessed 10 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #08355
Black Friday Shopping
Plate 1 — Photo: crd!, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr

Events

Black Friday Shopping

Post-Thanksgiving sales. Doors open early.

RESEARCH NOTES

Shopping on the day after Thanksgiving, when American retailers open early with deep discounts, a practice since extended into the preceding week and online. The name was first applied by Philadelphia police to the resulting traffic.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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