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GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCHVOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #94638AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
A Warm Apple Pie
Plate 1 — Dan Parsons

Food & Beverage

A Warm Apple Pie

Double-crusted fruit pastry. Served above room temperature.

RESEARCH NOTES

A pastry of cooked apple enclosed in upper and lower crusts, conventionally rested after baking and served while still appreciably warm. The Institute has located no agreed standard for the duration of that rest.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY WHAT IS BEING MEASURED?