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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 29 entries in today's log. 790 assessments on file.

Kool-Aid
assessed 10 out of 10
The Devil's Lettuce
assessed 7 out of 10
Watching a MrBeast Video
assessed 0 out of 10
Grandpa Phil (Phillip Shortman)
assessed 8 out of 10
Kool-Aid Man
assessed 8 out of 10
Windows XP Startup Sound
assessed 10 out of 10
Juul
assessed 2 out of 10
Crocs (Sport Mode)
assessed 8 out of 10
The Original iPhone
assessed 2 out of 10
Country Music
assessed 1 out of 10
Daren the Lion (D.A.R.E.)
assessed 10 out of 10
Call of Duty: Zombies (original)
assessed 6 out of 10
Toyota Prius
assessed 0 out of 10
Losing Your Virginity
assessed 10 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #77132AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
A Sneaky Link
Plate 1 — Photo: Jep Gambardella, Pexels License, via Pexels

Internet Culture

A Sneaky Link

Undisclosed arrangement. Kept off the record.

RESEARCH NOTES

Slang, popularized on TikTok around 2020, for a romantic interest whose involvement is deliberately kept from friends and social media. The Institute, accordingly, holds no further records.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Jep Gambardella, Pexels License, via Pexels · Source · License