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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 962 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Blockbuster
assessed 7 out of 10
Zordon
assessed 0 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
An Intervention
assessed 6 out of 10
Gollum (Sméagol)
assessed 10 out of 10
Getting Kicked Out of the Bar
assessed 1 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 4 out of 10
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
assessed 10 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 9 out of 10
The Alamo
assessed 10 out of 10
New Car Smell
assessed 9 out of 10
Dolly Parton
assessed 5 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Scientology
assessed 0 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #97775
A Happy Ending
Plate 1 — Photo: Bizzarle, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Events

A Happy Ending

Narrative resolution. Conflict closed.

RESEARCH NOTES

The conclusion of a story in which conflicts are resolved in the protagonists' favor, standard in European fairy tales since at least the 17th century. Happily ever after is its customary formula.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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