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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 14 entries in today's log. 831 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Charlie the Unicorn
assessed 0 out of 10
Dial-Up Modem Handshake
assessed 5 out of 10
Fyre Festival (2017)
assessed 10 out of 10
MAGA
assessed 0 out of 10
Pumpkin Spice Latte
assessed 6 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 1 out of 10
BLÅHAJ
assessed 4 out of 10
Public Education
assessed 1 out of 10
Clippy
assessed 4 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 5 out of 10
Avicii Debuting "Levels" (2011)
assessed 10 out of 10
1,000,000 Views on Your Latest Post
assessed 0 out of 10
Miley Cyrus Twerking at the 2013 VMAs
assessed 5 out of 10
A Juicy Peach
assessed 7 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #61856AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Your MySpace Top 8
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Your MySpace Top 8

Ranked friend display. Politically sensitive.

RESEARCH NOTES

The eight friends displayed most prominently on a MySpace profile, arranged by hand in an order that acquaintances treated as a public ranking. Tom, a co-founder of the site, was every new user's first friend.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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