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Grandpa Phil (Phillip Shortman)
assessed 8 out of 10
Harambe (deceased 2016)
assessed 10 out of 10
The Cybertruck
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Miley Cyrus Twerking at the 2013 VMAs
assessed 1 out of 10
Dial-Up Modem Handshake
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McFlurry
assessed 10 out of 10
Toyota Prius
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Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 6 out of 10
Your Neighbor
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LeBron James' Receding Hairline
assessed 4 out of 10
Juul
assessed 2 out of 10
A Bowl of Cheerios
assessed 9 out of 10
Hot Sauce
assessed 10 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 2 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #56116AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
The Sunday Scaries
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Events

The Sunday Scaries

Weekly anticipatory dread. Onset Sunday afternoon.

RESEARCH NOTES

The anxiety that sets in on Sunday afternoon or evening as the working week approaches, a term popularized on social media in the 2010s. It typically resolves on Monday morning, when the week it anticipated begins.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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