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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 832 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Gamora
assessed 7 out of 10
Not Paying Your Taxes
assessed 10 out of 10
MAGA
assessed 0 out of 10
The Original iPhone
assessed 2 out of 10
Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 2 out of 10
Costco Rotisserie Chicken
assessed 7 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 0 out of 10
Roomba
assessed 10 out of 10
A Creeper (Minecraft)
assessed 3 out of 10
Toyota Prius
assessed 0 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 1 out of 10
Coach Purses
assessed 7 out of 10
Rush Hour Traffic
assessed 1 out of 10
Benson Dunwoody
assessed 0 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #13458
The Oregon Trail
Plate 1 — Photo: stewedpeppers, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr

Games

The Oregon Trail (video game)

Educational computer game. Dysentery endemic.

RESEARCH NOTES

An educational game first developed in 1971 and distributed widely to American classrooms on Apple II computers, simulating an 1848 wagon journey from Missouri to Oregon. Its best-known outcome is death by dysentery.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: stewedpeppers, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr · Source · License