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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 832 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" Speech
assessed 4 out of 10
A Warm Apple Pie
assessed 8 out of 10
An Air Fryer
assessed 10 out of 10
Public Education
assessed 8 out of 10
Massage Parlors
assessed 1 out of 10
The Gold Rush
assessed 0 out of 10
Kool-Aid Man
assessed 8 out of 10
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
assessed 2 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Kendrick Lamar's 2025 Super Bowl Halftime Performance
assessed 1 out of 10
Ellen Ripley
assessed 1 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 8 out of 10
Furries
assessed 0 out of 10
Juul
assessed 2 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #82395
The Last Day of Summer Vacation
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Events

The Last Day of Summer Vacation

Seasonal conclusion. School resumes tomorrow.

RESEARCH NOTES

The final day before the school year begins again, spent attempting to use what remains of the break while new supplies wait by the door. In much of the United States it now falls in August rather than after Labor Day.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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