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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 923 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Motorola Razr
assessed 10 out of 10
Charlie the Unicorn
assessed 4 out of 10
Frodo Baggins
assessed 1 out of 10
MAGA
assessed 0 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 8 out of 10
Toyota Prius
assessed 2 out of 10
Kendrick Lamar's 2025 Super Bowl Halftime Performance
assessed 10 out of 10
McRib
assessed 2 out of 10
Ticketmaster Service Fees
assessed 1 out of 10
Getting a Record Deal
assessed 8 out of 10
Airline Food
assessed 2 out of 10
Avicii Debuting "Levels" (2011)
assessed 1 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Dolly Parton
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #86533
Friday At 5:00 PM
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Abstract Concepts

Friday at 5 PM

End of the workweek. Intensity unusual.

RESEARCH NOTES

The hour at which the standard American workweek formally ends and the weekend begins, observed with varying degrees of ceremony. The 40-hour week became the federal standard in 1940 under the Fair Labor Standards Act.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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