Skip to research content

INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 3 assessments in the past 24 hours. 926 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Gollum (Sméagol)
assessed 10 out of 10
Zordon
assessed 0 out of 10
Rising Gas Prices
assessed 2 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #35588
The Alamo
Plate 1 — Photo: Robert Jenkins Onderdonk, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Events

The Alamo

Former mission. San Antonio, 1836.

RESEARCH NOTES

A former Spanish mission in San Antonio, Texas, besieged by the Mexican army for thirteen days in 1836, ending in the deaths of nearly all its defenders, including Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie. Visitors frequently remark on how small it is.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Robert Jenkins Onderdonk, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons · Source