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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 81 assessments in the past 24 hours. 918 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Kendrick Lamar's 2025 Super Bowl Halftime Performance
assessed 10 out of 10
Gamora
assessed 2 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 2 out of 10
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
assessed 3 out of 10
Severus Snape
assessed 7 out of 10
Crocs (Sport Mode)
assessed 3 out of 10
The Rancor (Return of the Jedi)
assessed 0 out of 10
Getting a Record Deal
assessed 8 out of 10
A Creeper (Minecraft)
assessed 0 out of 10
Daren the Lion (D.A.R.E.)
assessed 8 out of 10
Pumpkin Spice Latte
assessed 1 out of 10
Windows XP Startup Sound
assessed 10 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 8 out of 10
Pulp Fiction (1994)
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #52204
Tattoos
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Events

Tattoos

Permanent skin marking. Removal available, at length.

RESEARCH NOTES

Designs made by depositing ink into the skin with needles, a practice documented on the 5,300-year-old remains of Otzi the Iceman. Removal by laser typically requires multiple sessions.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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