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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 3 assessments in the past 24 hours. 923 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Spam
assessed 0 out of 10
Crocs (Sport Mode)
assessed 3 out of 10
Sloth (The Goonies, 1985)
assessed 2 out of 10
Pulp Fiction (1994)
assessed 10 out of 10
Severus Snape
assessed 10 out of 10
Avicii Debuting "Levels" (2011)
assessed 1 out of 10
Squidward Tentacles' Nose
assessed 10 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 6 out of 10
Music Festivals
assessed 3 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 10 out of 10
B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens)
assessed 7 out of 10
The Gold Rush
assessed 7 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 8 out of 10
McRib
assessed 3 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #50941
Stealing From Walmart
Plate 1 — Photo: Missvain, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons

Events

Stealing From Walmart

Retail loss event. Self-checkout adjacent.

RESEARCH NOTES

The removal of merchandise from a Walmart store without payment, which the retailer counters with cameras, receipt checks at the door and locked display cases. The items behind locked glass now include some basic toiletries.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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