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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 0 entries in today's log. 832 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Your Neighbor
assessed 0 out of 10
A Brand New Office Chair
assessed 4 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 0 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 10 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 8 out of 10
Coach Purses
assessed 7 out of 10
A Juicy Peach
assessed 10 out of 10
The Devil's Lettuce
assessed 6 out of 10
Frodo Baggins
assessed 2 out of 10
Miley Cyrus Twerking at the 2013 VMAs
assessed 1 out of 10
1,000,000 Views on Your Latest Post
assessed 0 out of 10
Gushers
assessed 7 out of 10
AI Flyers
assessed 0 out of 10
King Ramses (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
assessed 3 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #65699AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Staying Indoors
Plate 1 — Photo: Unknown photographer, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Events

Staying Indoors

Voluntary confinement. Plans declined.

RESEARCH NOTES

Remaining at home by choice while an outing was available, typically with a blanket, snacks and a screen within reach. The Institute notes that the activity requires no ticket and has never been canceled due to weather.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Unknown photographer, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons · Source