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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 3 assessments in the past 24 hours. 923 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Pulp Fiction (1994)
assessed 10 out of 10
Kendrick Lamar's 2025 Super Bowl Halftime Performance
assessed 10 out of 10
Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" Speech
assessed 10 out of 10
B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens)
assessed 7 out of 10
1,000,000 Views on Your Latest Post
assessed 4 out of 10
Dial-Up Modem Handshake
assessed 2 out of 10
AI Flyers
assessed 0 out of 10
Juul
assessed 10 out of 10
Sex and the City (Series)
assessed 1 out of 10
The Last Day of Summer Vacation
assessed 10 out of 10
Windows XP Startup Sound
assessed 10 out of 10
Crocs (Sport Mode)
assessed 3 out of 10
Captain Jack Sparrow
assessed 8 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #87997
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Plate 1 — Photo: Gage Skidmore, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr

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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Confectionery mascot. Manifested at approximately 112 meters.

RESEARCH NOTES

A trademarked marshmallow figure rendered corporeal over Manhattan in 1984 after being selected, unintentionally, as the physical form of a Sumerian deity. The selection was described at the time as an attempt to choose something that could not possibly cause harm.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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