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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 14 entries in today's log. 831 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

The Penguins of Madagascar
assessed 1 out of 10
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock (2022 Oscars)
assessed 8 out of 10
The Rockettes
assessed 3 out of 10
Severus Snape
assessed 8 out of 10
Sloth (The Goonies, 1985)
assessed 10 out of 10
The Devil's Lettuce
assessed 7 out of 10
McRib
assessed 8 out of 10
Hot Sauce
assessed 3 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 7 out of 10
Big Mouth Billy Bass (1999)
assessed 9 out of 10
Fruit by the Foot
assessed 4 out of 10
Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man (2012)
assessed 0 out of 10
Spam
assessed 1 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 0 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #52445AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Spring Break Florida
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Events

Spring Break in South Florida

Seasonal migration. Fort Lauderdale and Miami Beach.

RESEARCH NOTES

The annual arrival of college students on South Florida beaches in March, concentrated historically in Fort Lauderdale and more recently in Miami Beach. Miami Beach has since imposed curfews and announced that it was breaking up with spring break.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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