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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 923 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Getting Ghosted
assessed 0 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
A Weighted Blanket
assessed 3 out of 10
Your Neighbor
assessed 3 out of 10
Cersei Lannister
assessed 1 out of 10
McRib
assessed 3 out of 10
Kendrick Lamar's 2025 Super Bowl Halftime Performance
assessed 10 out of 10
Avicii Debuting "Levels" (2011)
assessed 1 out of 10
Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 1 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 10 out of 10
The Gold Rush
assessed 7 out of 10
Ticketmaster Service Fees
assessed 1 out of 10
Sharktopus
assessed 9 out of 10
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #86915
Shrek
Plate 1 — Photo: joiseyshowaa, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Flickr

Animation

Shrek

Ogre. Swamp resident.

RESEARCH NOTES

The ogre protagonist of the DreamWorks franchise that began in 2001, adapted from William Steig's 1990 picture book and voiced by Mike Myers. He has compared ogres to onions on the grounds that both have layers.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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