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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 3 assessments in the past 24 hours. 923 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Frodo Baggins
assessed 1 out of 10
The "Skip Intro" Button
assessed 10 out of 10
Coach Purses
assessed 10 out of 10
An Interrogation
assessed 5 out of 10
Juul
assessed 10 out of 10
The Gold Rush
assessed 7 out of 10
Spam
assessed 0 out of 10
Airline Food
assessed 2 out of 10
Getting Ghosted
assessed 0 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
Gamora
assessed 2 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 8 out of 10
Severus Snape
assessed 7 out of 10
Breaking the Law
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #85072
Room Temperature Tap Water
Plate 1 — Photo: jcheng, CC BY 2.0, via Flickr

Food & Beverage

Room Temperature Tap Water

Municipal. Unremarkable. Honest.

RESEARCH NOTES

Water drawn from a municipal tap and left to reach the temperature of the room, included by the Institute as a control subject for the low end of the scale. Public drinking water in the United States is regulated under the Safe Drinking Water Act of 1974.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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