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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 0 entries in today's log. 832 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

The Cybertruck
assessed 1 out of 10
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assessed 8 out of 10
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assessed 10 out of 10
Roomba
assessed 10 out of 10
Blue Screen of Death
assessed 0 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 0 out of 10
Beanie Babies
assessed 3 out of 10
Sydney Sweeney
assessed 10 out of 10
Rising Gas Prices
assessed 0 out of 10
The Penguins of Madagascar
assessed 9 out of 10
MAGA
assessed 0 out of 10
Cersei Lannister
assessed 6 out of 10
The Devil's Lettuce
assessed 7 out of 10
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assessed 5 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #31689AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Ordering Takeout Instead of Cooking
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Food & Beverage

Ordering Takeout Instead of Cooking

Meal outsourced. Groceries retained.

RESEARCH NOTES

Paying a restaurant to prepare a meal that could have been made from ingredients already in the kitchen. The groceries in question are typically consulted first and then left for another night.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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