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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 832 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Toyota Prius
assessed 0 out of 10
Airline Food
assessed 5 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 8 out of 10
Razor Scooter
assessed 10 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 7 out of 10
The Original iPhone
assessed 2 out of 10
Lara Croft
assessed 6 out of 10
Poo-Pourri (2013)
assessed 7 out of 10
Pulp Fiction (1994)
assessed 2 out of 10
Juul
assessed 2 out of 10
Not Paying Your Taxes
assessed 10 out of 10
Cersei Lannister
assessed 6 out of 10
Frosted Wildlicious Wild Berry Pop-Tarts
assessed 8 out of 10
LeBron James' Receding Hairline
assessed 4 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #00333
Keeping a Festival Wristband On for Weeks
Plate 1 — Photo: Zavijava2, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Events

Keeping a Festival Wristband On for Weeks

Souvenir retention. Clasp sealed.

RESEARCH NOTES

Continuing to wear the fabric wristband issued for a music festival long after the event has ended, often because its sealed clasp cannot be removed without cutting it. The band is commonly kept as evidence of attendance.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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