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WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #90568AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Hotel Breakfast Buffets
Plate 1 — Photo: Kim, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Food & Beverage

Hotel Breakfast Buffets

Morning spread. Waffle iron self-operated.

RESEARCH NOTES

The morning spread laid out in a hotel dining room, commonly including scrambled eggs held under heat lamps, cereal dispensers and a waffle iron operated by guests. Service ends at a stated hour, observed with varying strictness.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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