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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 14 entries in today's log. 831 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Rats in New York City
assessed 0 out of 10
LeBron James' Receding Hairline
assessed 8 out of 10
Scientology
assessed 2 out of 10
Clippy
assessed 10 out of 10
AI Flyers
assessed 0 out of 10
Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man (2012)
assessed 0 out of 10
Clover (The Cloverfield Monster)
assessed 0 out of 10
King Ramses (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
assessed 3 out of 10
Debbie Grayson (Invincible)
assessed 2 out of 10
The Rockettes
assessed 10 out of 10
Watching a MrBeast Video
assessed 2 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 10 out of 10
Blue Screen of Death
assessed 3 out of 10
Pumpkin Spice Latte
assessed 0 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #60825AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Getting Slimed on Nickelodeon
Plate 1 — Photo: Mikerajchel, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Television

Getting Slimed on Nickelodeon

Green slime deployment. Network signature.

RESEARCH NOTES

Being doused in green slime on a Nickelodeon program, a practice that began on a Canadian sketch series in the early 1980s and later became the honor of the Kids' Choice Awards. The recipe is reported to include applesauce and oatmeal.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Mikerajchel, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons · Source